This are 3 Things or Magic that MICROSOFT Could not
Explain to Us! TRY this out & Pls Share your Candid
Opinion by Posting your Comments.
MAGIC #1
Found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON" without the
Quotes. This is something funny and inexplicable? At
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened! TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER. After Trying it, I thought it's Impossible
to Create a Folder with 3 letters but i was able to
create many Folders with just 3 letters but CON, No
way.
MAGIC #2
Again this is something funny and can't be
explained? At Microsoft the whole Team, including
Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened! It
was discovered by a Brazilian Programmer. Try it out
yourself? Open Microsoft Word and type "=rand (200,
99)" without Quotes And then press ENTER, Wait and
see the magic! Is this a Bug or What??
Magic #3
Am sure you all know that a flight number from one
of the planes that hit one of the two WTC towers in
U.S by Osama on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad
or Microsoft Word, type that flight number i.e Q33N.
Increase the font size to 72 then Change the font to
Wingdings, You will be amazed by the Findings, You
should see the Picture of a Plane, 2 Tower Building
and a Symbol meaning Danger.. This has actually been
in existence even before the Incident.. Microsoft
should be able to explain this.
Wednesday 27 June 2012
Davido Slapped by Policeman in Abuja
According to our source and Twitter Tweets, Davido was invited for the
recently concluded Nokia Rap Battle show alongside other prominent acts
by one Nosa, a fast rising music producer cum manager. The show ended
and according to the source, Davido who was said to be drunk to stupor
insisted on leaving in a friend’s car instead of going in the one the
ones that brought him, and other top artistes and crew from the hotel.
He insisted though and Nosa being his host had to drive behind them, bubble later burst when the car conveying Davido was stopped by some military men for the routine check especially at that time of the night.
Our source revealed that the obviously tipsy Davido jumped out of the car and started boasting "don't you know me, what the fuck is wrong with you guys..." He started shouting about who he is and what guts the Mopol men had to stop his friend`s car.
This act, infuriated one of the Mopol and while the musician was still ranting and boasting, he was landed a dirty slap and was threatened with gun to shut up if he does not want to be bathed in his blood.
The musician we were further told was immediately rushed back into the car by Nosa and his friend who had at that point got down from their bus and pleaded with the uniformed men that he’s actually a popular musician especially in Lagos and was coming from a show.
He insisted though and Nosa being his host had to drive behind them, bubble later burst when the car conveying Davido was stopped by some military men for the routine check especially at that time of the night.
Our source revealed that the obviously tipsy Davido jumped out of the car and started boasting "don't you know me, what the fuck is wrong with you guys..." He started shouting about who he is and what guts the Mopol men had to stop his friend`s car.
This act, infuriated one of the Mopol and while the musician was still ranting and boasting, he was landed a dirty slap and was threatened with gun to shut up if he does not want to be bathed in his blood.
The musician we were further told was immediately rushed back into the car by Nosa and his friend who had at that point got down from their bus and pleaded with the uniformed men that he’s actually a popular musician especially in Lagos and was coming from a show.
Tuesday 26 June 2012
Yabatech Student, Drugged & Raped on Campus
A student of Yaba College of Technology, Akoka, Yaba, Lagos State,
Southwest Nigeria, Adegoke Kehinde, has been arrested by the police for
allegedly drugging and raping a female student (name withheld) on
campus.
The 24-year old Kehinde has been charged before the Yaba Magistrate’s court on a two-count charge of rape and assault.
P.M.NEWS gathered that Kehinde reportedly lured the teenager to a spot within the school dormitory at about 10 p.m. on the day he allegedly committed the act and offered her drugged soft drink.
She was said to have slept off immediately she drank it. This allegedly enabled Kehinde to rape her.
The defendant reportedly confessed to the police that he had tried to have sex with her to no avail prior to that day.
He said he administered the drug on her drink so that she would get intoxicated and allow him have sex with her.
P.M.NEWS gathered that the victim became conscious the next day when she woke up naked on a bed with sperm dripping from her private part.
She felt humiliated and reported the matter to the police at Sabo, Yaba Division
The police later arrested and charged to Kehinde to court under Sections 237 and 266 of the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria 2011.
He pleaded not guilty and the presiding Magistrate, Mrs S. K. Matepo, granted him bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum.
The defendant was remanded in prison custody at Ikoyi as he could not meet the bail condition.
The 24-year old Kehinde has been charged before the Yaba Magistrate’s court on a two-count charge of rape and assault.
P.M.NEWS gathered that Kehinde reportedly lured the teenager to a spot within the school dormitory at about 10 p.m. on the day he allegedly committed the act and offered her drugged soft drink.
She was said to have slept off immediately she drank it. This allegedly enabled Kehinde to rape her.
The defendant reportedly confessed to the police that he had tried to have sex with her to no avail prior to that day.
He said he administered the drug on her drink so that she would get intoxicated and allow him have sex with her.
P.M.NEWS gathered that the victim became conscious the next day when she woke up naked on a bed with sperm dripping from her private part.
She felt humiliated and reported the matter to the police at Sabo, Yaba Division
The police later arrested and charged to Kehinde to court under Sections 237 and 266 of the Criminal Code, Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria 2011.
He pleaded not guilty and the presiding Magistrate, Mrs S. K. Matepo, granted him bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum.
The defendant was remanded in prison custody at Ikoyi as he could not meet the bail condition.
Akpos the Lazy Twart
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Maulag Post-UTME July Exam Question 2012
Answer all question.
NOTE:- calculator or any electronic devices are not allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU (d) Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(1b) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(2b) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(3b) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?
Goodluck to you all.pls share my blog to your frds
NOTE:- calculator or any electronic devices are not allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU (d) Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(1b) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(2b) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(3b) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?
Goodluck to you all.pls share my blog to your frds
WOMAN CAUGHT WITH COCAINE IN HER PRIVATE PART
WORLD RECORD !!! Woman Caught with Cocaine In Her Private Part Creates
World Record, Another World record is set! Single Mother inserts drugs
of 1kg into her Channel O. Law enforcement agents and travellers were
last week astonished when 66 wraps of narcotics, which tested positive
to methamphetamine, were discovered in the private part of Mande Bala,
48, at the screening section of the Murtala Muhammed International
Airport in Lagos on June 15, 2012..
According to the agency, no suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in her private part since the establishment of the NDLEA in 1989. The suspect, who is a graduate of accounting from a South- West university, lives at Ijoko in Ogun State and is a native of Lagos Island in Lagos State. She will be charged to court at the conclusion of investigations.
According to the agency, no suspect has ever inserted such a large quantity of drugs in her private part since the establishment of the NDLEA in 1989. The suspect, who is a graduate of accounting from a South- West university, lives at Ijoko in Ogun State and is a native of Lagos Island in Lagos State. She will be charged to court at the conclusion of investigations.
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